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Old 12-20-2016, 05:52 AM   #101
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Re: Anybody have any jokes they can share?

Humor is a pretty subjective thing and what is funny to one person may not be to another. The video about the German language I posted in my blog today tickled my funny bone and had me laughing out loud:

http://jpoliver.com/wordpress/archives/1620

Hope others here enjoy it too. Laughter is such good medicine.

Anybody else here have anything funny to share?

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Old 01-09-2017, 08:46 AM   #102
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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Nurse: No change yet.

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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: $100.00.

Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?

Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

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Old 01-28-2017, 05:54 AM   #103
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Laugh break:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSoXEtFPTfI

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Old 01-30-2017, 06:41 AM   #104
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Bald humor:

http://jpoliver.com/wordpress/archives/1940
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Old 02-04-2017, 05:18 AM   #105
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"This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone but it will pass." Ha, ha!

I got a laugh out of the "Truth in Advertising" link and follow up that I posted in my blog today: http://jpoliver.com/wordpress/archives/1974

Have a nice weekend!
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Old 02-04-2017, 06:25 PM   #106
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Tears!!
Thank you - needed a laugh!!
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Old 02-07-2017, 04:56 AM   #107
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Glad you enjoyed it too, Juls.

Funny commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw1NIDFUdJI

Ever have one of those kinds of days?

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Old 03-16-2017, 11:10 AM   #108
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Old 04-26-2017, 03:09 PM   #109
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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Old 04-26-2017, 03:20 PM   #110
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Good one I like it.
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Old 04-26-2017, 03:27 PM   #111
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Did you hear the about scotsman running down the street with his mouth open ? Someone told him that there was a nip in the air.
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Old 04-26-2017, 04:24 PM   #112
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How do you lift an elephant with one hand?
You can't. Elephants don't have hands!!!

Every time I go in for treatment I tell a joke or two.

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Old 07-17-2017, 12:40 AM   #113
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Three buddies were talking about death and dying. One asked, "When you're in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man."

The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy says, "I would like to hear them say LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!"
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:59 AM   #114
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From Julie's sig line:

"First thing each morning, I try on my bathing suit. Then, nothing worse can happen the rest of the day."




Radiation cartoon:
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Old 07-20-2017, 03:38 AM   #115
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As I was admitted to the hospital prior to a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist, saying, "I’m going to give you a bracelet."

"Has it got rubies and diamonds?" I asked coyly.

"No," he said. "But it costs just as much."


Aint that the truth!
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Woman With Breast Cancer/Man With Flu Cartoon:

https://www.google.com/search?biw=12...h-CYybI-7DwBM:
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"You Fight Like a Girl, Mom" Cartoon:

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"Yes, I did have my mammogram today. Why do you ask?" cartoon:

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